1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | /* * OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do. * I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that * the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid * fucking reason the stupid fucking DBA wont let me access the items using * indices and I instead have to use their stupid fucking Iterator * implementation. So there. */ $firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren(); foreach ($firstList as $node) { $nodes = $node->getChildren(); break; // wtf? } |
1 | // if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work |
1 | //hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser) |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | /**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/ |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 | // // Dear maintainer: // // Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine, // and have realized what a terrible mistake that was, // please increment the following counter as a warning // to the next guy: // // total_hours_wasted_here = 16 // |
1 | // TODO: Fix this. Fix what? |
1 2 3 | // no comments for you // it was hard to write // so it should be hard to read |
1 | // I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this. |
1 | options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! |
1 2 | // I am not responsible of this code. // They made me write it, against my will. |
1 2 | //Dear future me. Please forgive me. //I can't even begin to express how sorry I am. |
1 | double penetration; // ouch |
1 | # To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file. |
At the bottom file:
1 | # To understand recursion, see the top of this file. |
1 | //I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem. |
1 2 | //somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Logic screen //somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | /*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me
* Fiddle with me, and youll spend many a sleppless
* night cursing the moment you thought you be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else. |
1 | // drunk, fix later |
1 | // Magic. Do not touch. |
1 2 3 | // I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will // have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets // released into the public |
1 2 | //When I wrote this, only God and I understood that I was doing //Now, God only knows |
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